Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
