You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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