He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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