I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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