Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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