high people should be assigned attendants
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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