We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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