Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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