I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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