At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
