absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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