Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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