I'm so fucking centered right now
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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