Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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