we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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