Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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