What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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