Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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