I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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