When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You are the jesus of drinking
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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