dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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