I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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