Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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