i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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