Say something about gay babies.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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