Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
