Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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