yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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