The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
