she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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