the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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