we're blogging at a bar
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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