Yo dont text me then not text me
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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