Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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