I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He has the fingertips of a God
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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