Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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