everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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