I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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