Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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