I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We left the knife in your bed.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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