i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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