i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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