Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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