erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm too high and old for this...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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