I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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