You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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