Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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