dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
