She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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