Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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