yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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