My first STD was from a foam party
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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